Some weeks ago my lovely daughter posted this picture on her blog. A picture of a gull who wanted a share of her fish and chips.
I thought at the time that it was a picture which was begging for a caption.
I wondered for a while what the gull could be saying, then it struck me that the reply to the gull was far more likely to be interesting.
What gives you the right to stare?
I’m only eating my fish and chips,
So get your arse out of there.